Season 3 features the first Drarry pairing read on the podcast and the fic is entitled "The Critiquer", by Dysonrules.
Summary[]
When Harry submits his cock photo to a renowned Cock Critiquer and gets a terrible review, he decides to take a photography class to hopefully improve his skills.
Episodes[]
- S03E01 - D!ck GIF
- S03E02 - Ass-thetics 101
- S03E03 - "Suck It, Malfoy"
- S03E04 - The C#ck in Question
- S03E05 - Overstarved Libido
- S03E06 - Floo-ty Call
- S03E07 - The Boy Who Licked
- S03E08 - Exclusive Daily F#ck Buddy
- S03: Meet the Author - Cheryl Dyson
Relationship(s)[]
- Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy
Other Characters that Appear[]
- Mindy (Original Female character)
- Pansy Parkinson
- Seamus Finnegan
- Dean Thomas
- Henrietta VanZanden (original female character)
- Orson Rhonestaadt (original male character)
- Sarah (the American, original female character)
- Jason Newberry (original male character)
Notable Jokes, Gags, and References[]
- The Great Sp(l)ooge debate of 2017 (Episode 1)
- Fancy Dansy voice (and also just regular Dansy voice) (Episode 1, 2, 4, 6, 8)
- Dense Harry (Episode 1, 3, 6, 8)
- The -Ughorns (Episode 1, 2, 4, 7, 8)
- EX HEX! (Episode 1)
- Allie and Her mom add to the list of Proposed Magical Spells or Objects (Episode 1, 3) and Lyndsay proposes Floo roulette, a wizarding dating "app"
- Allie pronouncing cock "cack" (Episode 2)
- Gasping Lyndsay (Episode 2, 3, 5, 6, 7, 8)
- Amber, the drunkest Potterotic (Episode 2, 3)
- "IT'S BEN" - Lyndsay's mispronunciation of the first lyrics of BNL's "One Week" (Episodes 3, 4, 5)
- Dumbledore's brother, Dumbledong, which Allie jokes she will add to her Tramp Stamp Stack (Episode 3)
- Draco's sartorial choices (i.e. all white suits) (Episode 3)
- A-WOOOOOOOOGA
- Nobody remembers Jason (Episode 4, 5, 6)
- Burner Owls (Episodes 4, 5)
- Magical Jizz Rag (Episode 5)
- Hey. Hey. Hey. U up? *DICK PIC* (Episode 6)
- Lyndsay's Sex Logistics (Episode 7)
- Use of a variety of accents in the bedroom (Episode 7)
- Thanksgiving dinner flavoured lube and jizz (Episode 8)
- Musical Parodies / Potterotica Playlist
- Episode 3 - "One Week" by BNL
- Episode 4 - "I'll Make Love to You" by Boyz II Men
- Episode 5 - "Ironic" by Alanis Morissette and "Genie in a Bottle" by Christina Aguilera
- Episode 6 - "The Sign" by Ace of Base
- Episode 7 - "...Baby One More Time" by Britney Spears
- Episode 8 - "No Diggity" by Blackstreet