In Season 1, Potterotica hosts Allie LeFevere and Lyndsay Rush read "In the Prefect's Bathroom" by Ms-Figg, sometimes accompanied by their guest-turned-host Danny Chapman.
"In the Prefect's Bathroom" by Ms Figg is a Snamione fic (that is to say a fanfiction story featuring Severus Snape and Hermione Granger as a pairing). It consists of nine chapters, each of which was turned into one respective episode.
Sex[]
Hermione goes into the Prefect's bathroom to enjoy a luxury bathing experience, but she's interrupted by Draco and so she runs out of the big bath and forgot to put clothes on, so as she was running draco grabs Hermione and takes off his clothes and sticks it in her and carry’s her back in the back with it still in her and has sex with her in the bath.
Episodes[]
- S01E01 - His Huge...Honker
- S01E02 - It's a Bathe Off
- S01E03 - Worthy of Worship
- S01E04 - An Open Relationship
- S01E05 - "You Don't Like BJs?!"
- S01E06 - Worship Takes Time
- S01E07 - 45 Minutes of Kissing
- S01E08 - Squirts So Good
- S01E09 - May the Best Man Win
- "Here's the Deal with Ms. Figg"
Relationship(s)[]
- Hermione Granger/Severus Snape
Other Characters that Appear[]
Notable Jokes, Gags and References from Season 1[]
Notable peculiarities and recurring jokes from this season include:
- Airport Run Ron
- Dubious consent: Age difference/power dynamics and the age of Hermione within the story.
- coarse, sparse black hair on Snape's legs
- Hermione = Peeping Tomasina (Episode 1)
- Snape's silky pubic hair
- 18-23 year old boners (Episodes 2, 3, 4)
- Snape's worship of a woman's body (Episode 3)
- Snape's Erogenous Zones Map (Episode 5)
- 45 minutes of kissing
- Snape takes a pass on blowies (Episode 5)
- The prefect's bathroom as a site for hook-ups
- The hosts not remembering the prefect's bathroom being a thing, even though it was prominently featured in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (discussed in episodes 1-6, but finally resolved in episode 7)
- Huge amounts of towels being available in the prefect's bathroom and Snape making a mattress out of said towels (Episode 7).
- Snape using a wash cloth and Hermione later using that same wash cloth to clean herself (Episodes 1, 2, and 3). Wealth of towels, but a dearth of washcloths. (Episode 7)
- Dubious Consent; the hosts continuously reassuring themselves that Hermione is over 18 (Episodes 1, 3, and 4, but later confirmed in episode 5 that this was set after the Battle of Hogwarts and she is 19 in the story) and also the fact that Snape kind of blackmails her into sexual favours (Episode 2 and 3)
- Lyndsay's repulsion for washcloths (Episode 3 and 4) and the word "belly" (Episode 2, 3, and 5)
- Vajazzling / The Magical Muff / Magical Beauty Salons
- Gasping Lyndsay
- Dense Harry