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This chapter is entitled "Expectations".

Episode Summary[]

We all breathe a sigh of relief that Hermione is 19 as Snape starts exploring the many parts of Hermione's body.

Notable Moments[]

  • Lyndsay laments the unconventional spelling of her name
  • Allie's oil painting of herself riding an elephant
  • Allie signs her names with little hearts...still.
  • "Erotica doesn't always go the way you planned."
  • Mention of Danny.
  • "(L): I'll tell you my expectations for this chapter. That people better get naked. Well, they're already naked, but they better get on top of each other! (A): I expect some pube stroking."
  • Silken pubes reference
  • "If the first time they touch is him licking her temple, I'm outta here." ~ Lyndsay
  • Origin of Snape's Erogenous Zones Map
  • Belly reference
  • Allie's very dramatic reading of Hermione's line
  • Confirmation that Hermione is actually 19 and this story is set after the Battle of Hogwarts. One dubious consent issue resolved (power dynamic between student and teacher still an issue).
  • Story of how Uber improved Lyndsay's dating life.
  • "So Snape's erogenous zones are just temple, chin, and butthole?" ~ Lyndsay
  • Emphasis on knuckle kissing
  • Reminiscing about Home Improvement and Devon Sawa in Casper
  • "With Snape's track record, he could shove it in your earhole" ~ Allie
  • Clumsy baseball reference
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