This chapter is entitled "Expectations".
Episode Summary[]
We all breathe a sigh of relief that Hermione is 19 as Snape starts exploring the many parts of Hermione's body.
Notable Moments[]
- Lyndsay laments the unconventional spelling of her name
- Allie's oil painting of herself riding an elephant
- Allie signs her names with little hearts...still.
- "Erotica doesn't always go the way you planned."
- Mention of Danny.
- "(L): I'll tell you my expectations for this chapter. That people better get naked. Well, they're already naked, but they better get on top of each other! (A): I expect some pube stroking."
- Silken pubes reference
- "If the first time they touch is him licking her temple, I'm outta here." ~ Lyndsay
- Origin of Snape's Erogenous Zones Map
- Belly reference
- Allie's very dramatic reading of Hermione's line
- Confirmation that Hermione is actually 19 and this story is set after the Battle of Hogwarts. One dubious consent issue resolved (power dynamic between student and teacher still an issue).
- Story of how Uber improved Lyndsay's dating life.
- "So Snape's erogenous zones are just temple, chin, and butthole?" ~ Lyndsay
- Emphasis on knuckle kissing
- Reminiscing about Home Improvement and Devon Sawa in Casper
- "With Snape's track record, he could shove it in your earhole" ~ Allie
- Clumsy baseball reference