Epsiodes in-between seasons, consisting of usually one to three parts.
- Quickie 1 "Luke The Magician"
- Q1E1 "Girls Night!"
- Q1E2 "A Lap Dance for Hermione"
- Q1E3 "Draco's Sexy Playlist"
- Quickie 2 "Need You Now"
- Q2E1 "New Owl Who Dis?"
- Q2E2 "Fire(crotch)whiskey"
- Q2E3 "Prolongus Ejaculus!"
- Q2E4 "An Unexpected Foursome"
- Q2 Meet The Author
- Quickie 3 "A Side of Her So Rarely Seen" / "The OG Wands Up"
- Quickie 4 "Bewitchment" / "What Happens in the Greenhouse Stays in the Greenhouse"
- Quickie 5 "Choices" / "Give a Dog a Boner"
- Quickie 6 "Tricks, Treats & Other Saucy Endeavors on Devil's Night" / "Happy Butthole-o-ween"
- Quickie 7 "Cinnamon Sugar"
- Q7E1 "Sugar and Spice and Everything Naughty"
- Q7E2 "Loose Lips Sink Ships"
- Quickie 8 "For The Very First Time"
- Q8E1 "The Hot and Sexy Loving"
- Q8E2 "Dela Dela Bills, Y'all"
- Quickie 9 "Christmas Tickles" / "Wolfstar of David"
- Quickie 10 "Ron's Tiny Problem and Hermione's Big Solution" / "Ron's Tiny Problem"