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This is a Plughorn special episode that was released to celebrate the Potterotics Facebook Group hitting 3000 members! It was written by our very own Potterotic, GhostGaze, called "The Disturbing Discovery of Borace Plughorn."

Notable Moments[]

  • Danny gets to use his actual name in introductions again, but we all miss "Giggs" (Allie missing Channing Scrotum.)
  • In honour of 3000 Potterotics, they murdered a duck (not really, just sounded like it--Don't go after them PETA!)
  • The Golden Threesome want the Potterotics to flush out the Ughorn family tree canon. They will need more stories for the next milestone.
  • Favourite thing from the group:
    • Lyndsay - the friendships that have formed and all the meet-ups that happen
    • Danny - the proliferation of spin-off clubs.
    • Allie - When she gets credit for Lyndsay's jokes, but also the engagement and creativity level of everyone, and not just in the main group, but in the 11 or so spin-off groups.
  • Allie and Lyndsay come down hard on "rutting"
  • Lyndsay tells the story about the lady she saw walking her ferret.
  • The hosts make cameos in the story.
  • Obviously, The -Ughorns make appearances here, as do many other beloved podcast jokes, such as 45 minutes of kissing.
  • Danny declares that it is now canon that Horace and Borace are Tauruses.
    • Lyndsay is also a Taurus, who used to drive a Taurus.
  • Allie pulls out her long-lost Snape voice from Season 1 while Lyndsay gasps in excitement.
  • The hosts make plans to make a pet-related subgroup

Wands Up or Down[]

Allie: Up

  • Wants more -Ughorns

Danny: Up

  • Has already submitted his application for Hogwarts School of Finding Empty Rooms, Nooks, crannies, and Prefects Bathrooms in Which to Shag In

Lyndsay: Up

  • Really wants more -Ughorn origin stories
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