This quickie was released as a special episode to celebrate the Facebook group reaching 2000 Potterotics. This story was written by our very own Miss Emily Porter. The story is not posted on any fanfiction sites, but can be downloaded here.
Episode Summary[]
Pansy decides to treat herself to a little R&R (Rest & Rubbing), only to discover that her old Potions professor has camouflaged himself in her hotel room.
Relationship(s)[]
- Pansy Parkinson / Horace Slughorn
Notable Moments[]
- Lyndsay imagines them all as superheroes going about their lives and then taking action when the Deathly Swallows sign shows up in the sky.
- Lyndsay sets up the story as being about Plughorn, but it's actually about Slughorn.
- The -Ughorns obviously feature heavily in this episode.
- Danny's Pansy voice also obviously features heavily.
- If you see rose petals, shit is goin' down!
- The hosts rejoice that Pansy is of age. HURRAY CONSENT!
- Allie is reminded that "the Death Eater" is slang for a rim job from and earlier episode.
- Lyndsay makes upset/uncomfortable sounds throughout the episode.
- "That's fair. It's wartime; she may never get leave again." ~ Lyndsay
- "She's got to sleep on something." ~ Both Allie and Lyndsay, simultaneously
- Allie has a gigglefit
- Danny wonders whether he had to simulate vibrations when she put the coin in the bed.
- "Feminist erotica, I love it!" ~ Lyndsay
- "On top of old Sluggy, all covered in sheets" ~ Allie and Lyndsay break out into song together.
Wands Up or Down[]
Allie: Down
- Love the feminism, but can't stomach the Slughorn vibrations.
Danny: Up
- Love Pansy doin it for herself
Lyndsay: Up
- Like that she's coming into her own. Very power Pansy mood.
Potterotics Shout Outs[]
- Emily Porter wrote this story.