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This quickie features Swing, Baby, Swing by Snapealina.

Episode Summary[]

Fleur and Tonks propose an evening of swinging, leaving Bill and Remus to become intimately acquainted with each other.

Relationship(s)[]

  • Bill Weasley/Remus Lupin (main, only sexual encounter detailed)
  • Fleur Weasley/Bill Weasley (background)
  • Remus Lupin/Nymphadora Tonks (background)
  • Fleur Weasley/Nymphadora Tonks (implied)

Notable Moments[]

  • The hosts started with one of their Quickie 1 style intros.
  • Hosts joke they should all carbo-load before they get too far into this swinging.
  • Allie gives Fleur a slightly Russian accent.
  • Fleur is accidentally sexy with everything she does.
  • Unbreakable Bone
  • Bill and Remus need to provide loud commentary so that Fleur and Tonks can follow their progress in the other room.
    • "Thanks for the butt sex Remus!" ~ Lyndsay
  • 7 cock rings...or horcruxes?
  • Lots of discussion of who will bottom (and sadly the hosts miss the chance to make a joke about being the "betam")
  • Danny sets the record straight: cocks do not taste delicious. Certain ones taste better than others, but "delicious" is an over-reach.
  • Bill loves the work...his Remjob
  • Hopefully this wasn't a huge misunderstanding and Tonks and Fleur aren't just doing mani/pedis and watching Mean Girls in the other room.
  • Danny does a running "cum count"
    • "He's pulling in from behind. He's coming up the rear! It's going to be a tight finish!" ~ Danny and Allie.
  • *kiss* sorry! reference
  • "The podcast that lasers together, stay-sers together" ~ Danny
  • Bill's sex talk continues to be disappointing.
  • Lyndsay proposes some star themed jokes:
    • Star-Bangered Banter
    • Star-Spanking banter
    • Twink, Twink, Seeing Stars
    • Stars! They fuck just like us!
    • Star Bones

Wands Up or Down[]

Allie: Up

  • Fun. Bill's sex talk is terrible, but she loves Remus

Danny: Down

  • Swinging is an atmosphere to let loose, not build relationships

Lyndsay: Up

  • Kind of a hoftie. Liked Bill being more in charge and sex positive, but wanted/expected to see what the girls were up to.
  • Hypothesized Fleur was too soft for Tonks

Potterotics Shout Outs[]

  • Episode ends with two Potterotics created songs that were inspired by season 5.
    • Eric Scull remixed Lola
    • Jenny remixed "My Funny Valentine", entitled "My Horny Valentine"
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