This quickie features Swing, Baby, Swing by Snapealina.
Episode Summary[]
Fleur and Tonks propose an evening of swinging, leaving Bill and Remus to become intimately acquainted with each other.
Relationship(s)[]
- Bill Weasley/Remus Lupin (main, only sexual encounter detailed)
- Fleur Weasley/Bill Weasley (background)
- Remus Lupin/Nymphadora Tonks (background)
- Fleur Weasley/Nymphadora Tonks (implied)
Notable Moments[]
- The hosts started with one of their Quickie 1 style intros.
- Hosts joke they should all carbo-load before they get too far into this swinging.
- Allie gives Fleur a slightly Russian accent.
- Fleur is accidentally sexy with everything she does.
- Unbreakable Bone
- Bill and Remus need to provide loud commentary so that Fleur and Tonks can follow their progress in the other room.
- "Thanks for the butt sex Remus!" ~ Lyndsay
- 7 cock rings...or horcruxes?
- Lots of discussion of who will bottom (and sadly the hosts miss the chance to make a joke about being the "betam")
- Danny sets the record straight: cocks do not taste delicious. Certain ones taste better than others, but "delicious" is an over-reach.
- Bill loves the work...his Remjob
- Hopefully this wasn't a huge misunderstanding and Tonks and Fleur aren't just doing mani/pedis and watching Mean Girls in the other room.
- Danny does a running "cum count"
- *kiss* sorry! reference
- "The podcast that lasers together, stay-sers together" ~ Danny
- Bill's sex talk continues to be disappointing.
- Lyndsay proposes some star themed jokes:
- Star-Bangered Banter
- Star-Spanking banter
- Twink, Twink, Seeing Stars
- Stars! They fuck just like us!
- Star Bones
Wands Up or Down[]
Allie: Up
- Fun. Bill's sex talk is terrible, but she loves Remus
Danny: Down
- Swinging is an atmosphere to let loose, not build relationships
Lyndsay: Up
- Kind of a hoftie. Liked Bill being more in charge and sex positive, but wanted/expected to see what the girls were up to.
- Hypothesized Fleur was too soft for Tonks
Potterotics Shout Outs[]
- Episode ends with two Potterotics created songs that were inspired by season 5.
- Eric Scull remixed Lola
- Jenny remixed "My Funny Valentine", entitled "My Horny Valentine"