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This quickie features the story "A Cat for Christmas" by inamac.

The hosts announced that they would be launching a Patreon account for the podcast.

Episode Summary[]

Dolores and Argus let off a little steam together down in the dungeons. Argus turns out to give considerate, well chosen Christmas presents.

Relationship(s)[]

  • Dolores Umbridge/Argus Filch

Notable Moments[]

  • Precome apologies for this story
  • Danny spreads the word about "dinkus"
  • Allie learns about "wenis"
  • Opening line outburst
    • "We said it was going to be dark, but it is BRIGHT PINK!" ~ Danny
  • Hosts predict "Plowbridge" with some kind of strap-on
  • Lyndsay does a Dolores Rushbridge interpretation
  • "If Danny were decorating the castle, there would be a Christmas tree every 9 feet." ~
  • "Yeah, if we ran out of trees. Denude the whole forest!" ~ Danny
  • Allie teaches everyone a new word: Umbrage
  • Lyndsay makes a joke about umbrage vs. umbros shorts
  • Mr. Crabbe and the Goyles = a Wizarding band name
  • Hosts assure there is CUH-CUH-CUH-CONSENT (and that this is not representative of treatment students would receive)
  • C-bomb surprise reaction
  • "That was so fast!" ~ Danny
  • (A:) He's a naughty Hufflepuff. (D:) But please don't whip me, I have really sensitive skin.
  • Filch is like a naughty version of Count von Count, counting each of his whip cracks.
  • McGonagall is slandered. "Hold Danny back!" ~ Allie
  • Lyndsay claims Goop was named because Paltrow believes words with two o's are more successful so she just added them between her initials.
    • Allie's would be "Aool". "That company's not taking off." ~ Lyndsay
  • (A:) We've learned a lot about ourselves from this story. (L:) Which is why we're ending the podcast.
  • "We love you, and we're sorry, and you're welcome." ~ Lyndsay

Wands Up or Down[]

Allie: Down

Danny: Down

Lyndsay: Down

  • Beautifully written

Potterotics Shout Outs[]

  • Ulrike and her boyfriend put together a compilation of the Wands Up or Down song that was used in the episode. It features the vocal stylings of over 25 Potterotics that was edited together.
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