This quickie features the story "A Cat for Christmas" by inamac.
The hosts announced that they would be launching a Patreon account for the podcast.
Episode Summary[]
Dolores and Argus let off a little steam together down in the dungeons. Argus turns out to give considerate, well chosen Christmas presents.
Relationship(s)[]
- Dolores Umbridge/Argus Filch
Notable Moments[]
- Precome apologies for this story
- Danny spreads the word about "dinkus"
- Allie learns about "wenis"
- Opening line outburst
- "We said it was going to be dark, but it is BRIGHT PINK!" ~ Danny
- Hosts predict "Plowbridge" with some kind of strap-on
- Lyndsay does a Dolores Rushbridge interpretation
- "If Danny were decorating the castle, there would be a Christmas tree every 9 feet." ~
- "Yeah, if we ran out of trees. Denude the whole forest!" ~ Danny
- Allie teaches everyone a new word: Umbrage
- Lyndsay makes a joke about umbrage vs. umbros shorts
- Mr. Crabbe and the Goyles = a Wizarding band name
- Hosts assure there is CUH-CUH-CUH-CONSENT (and that this is not representative of treatment students would receive)
- C-bomb surprise reaction
- "That was so fast!" ~ Danny
- (A:) He's a naughty Hufflepuff. (D:) But please don't whip me, I have really sensitive skin.
- Filch is like a naughty version of Count von Count, counting each of his whip cracks.
- McGonagall is slandered. "Hold Danny back!" ~ Allie
- Lyndsay claims Goop was named because Paltrow believes words with two o's are more successful so she just added them between her initials.
- Allie's would be "Aool". "That company's not taking off." ~ Lyndsay
- (A:) We've learned a lot about ourselves from this story. (L:) Which is why we're ending the podcast.
- "We love you, and we're sorry, and you're welcome." ~ Lyndsay
Wands Up or Down[]
Allie: Down
Danny: Down
Lyndsay: Down
- Beautifully written
Potterotics Shout Outs[]
- Ulrike and her boyfriend put together a compilation of the Wands Up or Down song that was used in the episode. It features the vocal stylings of over 25 Potterotics that was edited together.