In this episode we read "Ron's Tiny Problem & Hermione's Big Solution" by sordidhumor.
This entire episode is one big Ron Bash.
Episode Summary[]
Hermione is pregnant and horny and Ron's tiny equipment just isn't cutting it, so Ron asks Harry to have a threesome.
Pairings[]
- Ron/Hermione
- Harry/Hermione
- Harry/Ron
- Harry/Ron/Hermione
Notable Moments[]
- The hosts talk about the Twitter Yule Ball, where people roleplay/livetweet the Hogwarts Yule Ball
- The hosts can't get out their Quickie jingle because of a giggling fit.
- Allie changes "time for us to read another quick fanfic" to "time for us to read about Ron's small prick"
- Possibly one of the best cold opens into a fic the podcast has ever done.
- "feel the rhythm feel the rhyme, Hermione's pregnant, bobsled time!"
- Allie makes a joke that Harry wouldn't even understand what they were asking him to do.
- Danny mentions "going out with Jill tonight" being a euphemism for masturbating because your hand makes that shape?
- Hermione is very hormonal...Hormonie
- Getting rid of the Dark Lord should buy you a lot of positive kharma.
- Reference to Harry being a cock critiquer.
- "Ron's the ice cream and she wants Harry's pickle." ~ Lyndsay
- New nickname for the crotch area: "the south country"
- "Pack your bags! We're going south!" ~ Allie
- "Don't forget a converter, because there's a different plug!" ~ Danny
- Lyndsay wonders why Hermione didn't "Engorgio" Ron's penis while Danny warns us about the dangers of penis enlargement ads.
- Allie wonders if Hermione couldn't just shrink her vagina magically to accomodate Ron's Tiny Problem until they realize that might cause the baby to just pop out.
- "She's so wet! OH! HER WATER BROKE!"
- "And his "big brown eye" gazed up at Ron" ~ Allie
- Gasping Lyndsay
- "Girl's been doing her Kegels!" ~ Lyndsay
- The hosts are in uproar as the unborn baby joins in on the action
- "So she's breech" ~ Allie
- The hosts are so turned off they change the Wands Up or Down Song to "are you wands definitely down"
- "Sorry!" *kiss*
- "Ask not what your South Country can do for you, but what you can do for your South Country" ~ Lyndsay
- "The south has won, my friends" ~ Allie
- Ron's dick's name is Jason
- It's not the size of the prize, it's the lack of apology when you ejaculate.
Wands Up or Down?[]
- Lyndsay: Down
- Only thing she's up for is the creativity and the fact that Harry is so large he rips condoms
- Down for Ron not only having a small dick, but also being a premature ejaculator
- Danny: Down
- up for the bobsled, and everyone's willingness to support a pregnant lady
- Allie: Down
- up for pregnant women embracing their sexual needs
- down for Ron unnecessarily being involved, coming too soon and the word "sorry"