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NOTE: In most cases this episode is titled "Give a Dog a Boner", but on the Potterotica Podcast website it is titled "Choices", after the name of the story.

This is a Potterotica Podcast exclusive story called "Choices" that was written by MaisieBee and beta'd by Heather.

Episode Summary[]

Lily has had it up to here with James and his refusal to have a baby, and after a long, hard day at the Hungarian Hortail, Sirius begins to look like the answer to her problems.

Pairings[]

  • Lily Evans/Sirius Black
  • Lily Evans/James Potter
  • James Potter/Lily Evans/Sirius Black

Notable Moments[]

  • The hosts (read: Allie) struggle to get the new quickie song out at the beginning.
    • They have become 1950's ad men: every problem can be solved with a jingle
  • Hosts joke about Plughorn's Icelandic cousin.
  • Story features the Hungarian Horntail, which was one of the Magical strip club names from the podcast.
  • Lyndsay's type: An enchanted dragon bouncer
  • Danny's concerned about losing his hand in the enchanted bouncer and needing worker's comp.
  • Lyndsay wants a While You Were Sleeping/Harry Potter crossover featuring the draught of living death.
  • Allie has a gigglefest when she misinterprets "the owner of the voice" to mean that "the voice" is a place.
  • The only thing Allie drinks: vodka
  • "What I love is the strength of their friendship." ~ Lyndsay, as Lily and Sirius start cheating on James.
  • Danny expresses his love for the cult classic The Room.
    • "Holla' at me on Facebook if you like The Room." ~ Danny
    • "And holla' me on Facebook if you like Room." ~ Allie
  • "Nothing like a kiss that is wet and desperate!" ~ Allie
  • "She's gotta blow off some steam, blowing off Sirius" ~ Danny
  • Allie wonders if Sirius also has the chinese symbol for "all is possible" on a tattoo.
  • Danny guesses that Sirius' koi fish tattoo is called "Muffin"
  • Allie is still working through the traumatic death of her fish that had lived to be 9 years old. She accidentally killed it when she was too impatient when cleaning the bowl and didn't wait long enough before putting it back in.
  • Allie prefers boxer briefs
  • Sirius also has silken pubes
  • Danny pronounces Muffliato as Muff-lee-aysh-ee-o
  • Hosts discuss whether they would have sex in public bathrooms (even if they are the Prefects' bathroom)
  • "Is that the Dark Mark? That's the dick mark" ~ Danny
    • Allie and Lyndsay suggest it would emit a sound effect of moaning of the person that gave it to you. Or Tim Allen's grunting from Home Improvement.
  • Hosts are just as surprised by Sirius calling out James' name during sex as Sirius is.
  • Gasping Lyndsay
  • Allie's post-sex Sirius voice is less than sexy.
  • Hosts joke that Sirius could be James and Lily's pet dog.
  • Long, sexy owl legs make another appearance.
  • Lyndsay wants to live the owl life. She wants people to give her snacks regularly. She just really likes toast.

Wands Up or Down[]

Allie: Up

  • Loves Sirius

Lyndsay: Up

  • Loves that he cleaned her cauldron afterwards and gave the owl toast.
  • Liked the visual of a "built" Sirius.

Danny: Up

  • Sex and tattoos are steamy
  • No "cheating" (Lyndsay argues the technicalities of that)

Potterotics Shout Outs[]

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