In this episode the hosts read "Bewitchment" by Bryonia_Alba and features our first Love-Bottom pairing.
Episode Summary[]
Temperature and humidity are usually high in the greenhouses, but when Luna shows Nevilla a mysterious plant, things get especially hot and steamy.
Pairings[]
- Neville Longbottom/Luna Lovegood
- Susan Bones/Blaise Zabini (implied)
- Lavender Brown/Terry Boot (implied)
Notable Moments[]
- The hosts debate the best ship name (Lovegood or Bottomgood, or LongLove)
- Reference to the GrammaGram empire from Season 2
- Danny's Luna voice is just as good as his Pansy voice
- "Channel Pansy, and then do the exact opposite." ~ Allie
- Luna's voice starts to creep Allie and Lyndsay out
- "It sounds like a haunted little Chucky doll." ~ Lyndsay
- "The best is that Danny's whole body changes to accomodate the new voice!" ~ Allie
- "I grow boobs." ~ Danny
- "He's in it for the plant." ~ Allie
- Danny is convinced that greenhouse 8 is a meth lab
- Flower orgy...Fleurgy
- The hosts become convinced Luna is a serial killer
- "It ate a mouse?" ~Danny accidentally mispronounces "moue"
- Flower money shots
- Lyndsay is disgusted that Danny couldn't remember the term "money shot"
- Gasping Lyndsay
- The hosts become convinced both Luna and Nevilla are high on meth
- (A:) This seems like a scene from Alice in Wonderland. (L:) Alice in Bonerland
- Allie has a history of foam parties in her past.
- Danny's Luna voice is pushing it towards horror porn for Lyndsay.
- Lyndsay wonders why Sprout has aphrodisiac plants on stock and wonders if her and Flitwick have romantic interludes in greenhouse 8.
- Allie jokes it would be funny if one nipple tasted sweet but the other one tasted sour or salty.
- Luna has been to Bibbity Bobbity Bush
- Luna may be a squirter as well. Possibly may be providing the irrigation system for the greenhouses.
- Lyndsay isn't surprised Neville is good at going down on girls
- Danny misreading a line causes Luna to remove her eye balls.
- Sprout is a "cool" professor...or rolls them up in a carpet and drops them to the bottom of the Black Lake
Wands Up or Down?[]
- Danny: Way up (clicking at that glass ceiling in the greenhouse)
- likes the pairing
- likes that we know Luna's personality so well, so it was easy to imagine her getting into this situation
- Allie: Up
- thinks the pairing is very dreamy, is into them
- feels like Dumbledore is gonna swoop in and give Neville 10 points for boning Luna
- thought it was sweaty and sensual
- Lyndsay: Up
- writing was very peotic
- fun that there is an aphrodisiac plant
- thinks they were already attracted to each other and the plant just heightened it
- liked that both were in charge in a good way