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This is an original story written for the Potterotica Podcast, written by MaisieBee. The story is entitled "A Side of Her So Rarely Seen".

Depending on which app you're using, this episode may be entitled "The OG Wands Up" (itunes) or "Sheepskin Rub" (PocketCasts and perhaps others).

Episode Summary[]

Garrick enters a state of Minirvana.

Relationship(s)[]

  • Minerva McGonagall/Garrick Ollivander

Notable Moments[]

  • "There's going to be a lot of 'wand quivering' in this story" ~ Allie
  • "They need some security cameras in this shop, because he shouldn't have to have his wand up all the time." ~ Danny
  • Danny nails a cat impression.
  • Protracted conversation about topsy tails (even though this story is set in the 60s and they weren't around then?)
  • Danny nails a Scottish accent
  • "It is raining Minerva!" ~ Danny
  • "Cloudy with a chance of 'tail'" ~ Lyndsay
  • Lyndsay has to stand up for Ron...again.
  • Minerva is rocking the business casual look with her BLACK SLACKS!
  • "John Thomas" used as a euphemism for an erection.
    • "Were we all just pretending to know what that was?" ~ Lyndsay
  • "Nothing is sexier than context!" ~ Lyndsay
  • "I love it when a guy contexts!" ~ Allie
  • "The wand guy has to be the best around at flicking and swirling, right?" ~ Danny
  • "Shall we intercourse?" ~ Lyndsay
  • Recurrence of "joybox" as a euphemism for vagina.
  • "For a second there I forgot this was a comedy podcast and was lost in between their nipples." ~ Danny
  • "You can take my virginity, but not my right to lick nipples!" ~ Danny (in a Braveheart style Scottish voice.)
  • Potterotic Homework: Who should play young Garrick Ollivander?

Wands Up or Down[]

Allie: Up

  • Loved both of the characters, the love affair, the heat of passion, bearskin rug, the cocoa.

Danny: Up

  • Wand etching "McGotItGoinOn" in Allie's ceiling

Lyndsay: Up

  • Story was well-written and emotion filled.
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