- Airport Run Ron (AKA Nice Guy Ron)
- Snape's Coarse, Sparse Black Hair
- Snape's Silken Pubes
- Prefect's Bathroom
- Professor McGotItGoinOn
- Magical Beauty Salons aka "The Magical Muff"/"Bibbity Bobbity Bush"
- Snape's Erogenous Zones Map
- 45 Minutes of Kissing
- Gasping Lyndsay
- Magical Strip Clubs
- Tramp Stamp & Deathly Hallows
- Allie pronouncing cock "cack" (Season 3)
- The Black Cloth
- Who's Jason?
- Slughorn Is Every Piece of Furniture, AKA "The -Ughorns"
- Undapants!
- Hey. Hey. Hey. U up? *DICK PIC*
- Verginer
- 90s references (TOO MANY TO LIST! Largely from Allie, whose cultural awareness may have halted at the Millennium.)
- Crystal Coke
- Bobsled, AKA Feel the Rhythm
- Owls With Long Sexy Legs
- New Owl, Hoo Dis?
- GIRLS NIGHT!!!! (see also SEX HEX!!!)
- Clithanger
- CONSENT!
- Danny's Pansy Voice
- Lyndsay's Sex Logistics
- A different kettle of squids
- Marjoram
- *kiss* Sorry!