Lyndsay Rush lives in Chicago, IL, works in branding and is 1/3 of the Golden Threesome that hosts the Potterotica Podcast.
Fun Facts About Lyndsay[]
- She loves Doritos so much that her dog's middle name is Dorito.
- Ron Weasley is her boo (she would for sure let him pick her up at the airport)
- Shares the otter patronus with Hermione because she's playful and curious and has a full set of whiskers. (His Huge...Honker)
- Turn-offs: washcloths (Worthy of Worship), the word "belly" (It's a Bathe Off), armpit kissing (45 Minutes of Kissing), people who watch The Big Bang Theory (Pen15 Pals)
- She is all about the sex logistics. You've got to paint her a mental picture...and perhaps draw a diagram.
Hogwarts House Affiliation[]
Gryffindor (assumed, based on the shirt she was wearing at the Potterotica LIVE! event)
Memorable Jokes, Gags, and References[]
- "CUH-CUH-CUH-CONSENT" (delivered in a shock jock voice)
- "Lyndsay prefers, 'Hey, Dorito-fingers!'" ~Danny, Two Happy Endings
- "Sorry for saying 'private parts'; there's nothing less horny for that. [...] My job is when things are getting too sexy is just to speak.[...] Is the throbbing in your loins gone now that I'm speaking?" ~Lyndsay, Worthy of Worship
- "Hermione, don't be a chump! Do what we all do and cry after sex." ~Lyndsay, An Open Relationship
- New Year, Eww... Me
- Sex Logistics